8bitisawesome

The squire looked up at Princess Zelda angrily. He looked to be about 18 years of age, with brown hair and the pointed ears of the Elves. He lay tied up on the floor at her bedside as she sat above him. The princess was not in a good mood. "I did not steal, my princess. I did nothing wrong. This is nothing but a false accusation!" he protested. Princess Zelda shook her head in annoyance. "You lie. I saw you steal money from the treasury myself. Do you take me for a fool?" She jabbed him in the side with the toe of her shoe and he yelped in pain. "I was not the only one to see it, others came to me and complained of your activities in weeks

A cow took a big leap And went into space deep But tripped and fell through the sun It was the cow's fate to land on Payton's plate And she found out her steak was well done She found he was quite yummy so she sent him into her tummy Until he was completely gone But her tummy let out a roar She found she wanted more So Payton ordered another one! In her tummy were two cows How they got there they knew not how But it was pitch dark and they couldn't see Payton cleared her whole dish And declared the cows delish! And took a long nap contentedly! So cows better not be hatin' On head to soles gorgeous Payton Or you'll end up inside her mouth S